sekretsu:

zombiefauns:

i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)

"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."

brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation

thorodinsoh:

*RUNS IN SCREAMING*

AGE OF ULTRON TRAILER NEXT WEEK

*KNOCKS OVER TABLE*

AGE OF ULTRON TRAILER NEXT WEEK

*PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE AND CLIMBS UP ON THE ROOF*

AGE. OF. ULTRON. TRAILER. NEXT. WEEK.

*collapses to the ground unconscious*

  • reading smut in english: nice
  • reading smut in your native language: oh god... that's... that's actually really gross... you can't say that

How to murder

  • Step 1: put the knife right in
  • Step 2: take the knife on out
  • Step 3: put the knife back in
  • Step 4: and twist it all about
  • Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.